ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Found your dick twin last night
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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