we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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