So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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