3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Come share oat with me in your robe
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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