she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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