i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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