kristin has been a bad kristin
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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