If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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