um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Floor bacon is actually really good
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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