I'm drive I can fine osifer
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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