so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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