none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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