Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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