I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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