I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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