is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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