i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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