we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
bring money and cleavage
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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