It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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