Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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