I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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