Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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