oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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