This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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