All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
