let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
PANTIES FOUND
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