I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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