Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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