pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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