One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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