Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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