I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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