This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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