She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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