Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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