so explain again why im purple
no
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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