Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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