He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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