Are we in a gay sports bar?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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