its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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