Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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