Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
