you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
