4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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