a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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