just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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