how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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