Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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