I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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