Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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